Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Why Everything We Know About Salt May Be Wrong

Russian Modelling School Accused Of Pressuring Anorexic Twins To Lose Weight Blame Their MOTHER

Simply follow our easy three-week diet, devised by Dietitian, Juliette Kellow BSc RD, and you could lose half a stone. Chinese medicine predates modern science, so you don't have to worry about calorie counting or modern dieting techniques when you are following a Chinese medicine weight loss program. What is essential is that a dietary plan is tailored to suit your individual constitution and internal imbalances. Every person is different, according to TCM, and the treatment must be individualised according to pulse and tongue diagnosis. No generic treatments exist in TCM.

Apparently not when you use their slimming treatments, which include sea salt scrub to get rid of cellulite, an Infrared Thermo Ray to melt the fat out of you, and a serum that can redeposit fat from one part of your body to another (I have a feeling I know which part of the body most women choose). Add to that their Goldluxe Body Therapy, where your skin absorbs a solution of 24K gold, and you've got the makings of a pretty sweet set up - no exercise, no diet… just lots of massages and light beams. Sounds like fun.

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